avocados yet again bringing disappointment to millenials. thank god for our lord and savior, the melon
Melon Magus's Mealtime
A downloadable fruit feast for Windows, macOS, and Linux
Enter the realm of the Melon Magus. Cast powerful spells and beware of feisty teapots. Do not displease the Overlord, dispenser of melon.
MELON - Left Mouse:
Conjure melons at a high velocity. A graceful and succinct spell to be sure.
PEANUT - Right Mouse:
Expel a fistful of peanuts. Good for friends and enemies.
AVOCADO - Middle Mouse:
Woefully piddle out some avocados. Be warned, the magus has recently come down with a case of avocado incontinence. Once they start, they may find many more avocados in their near future.
- W/A/S/D: movement
- Mouse: look
- Left mouse: conjure melons
- Right mouse: expel peanuts
- Middle mouse: avocado...
"I'm allergic to melons but I still played this for 4 weeks straight, 10/10." - Kotaku
"If my mum caught me playing this she would ground me for life, very controversial." - Game Informer
"The way the various foods excrete from the arm are the pinnacle of good game feel." - Rock Paper Shotgun
"I've played every call of duty, but this, this is what I call a modern fps, great simulation of melon warfare." - Chuckilda from newgrounds xx
Audrey Castillo (@Valax321): Teapot terror and voice-haver.
Andrew Karalis (@AndrewKaralis_): Melon man and enjoyer of fine china.
Adrian Bland (@Zodrodo) : Graceful trail spewer and peanut pepperer.
|Updated||15 days ago|
|Platforms||Windows, macOS, Linux|
|Authors||Audrey Castillo, Andrew Karalis|
|Tags||artgame, Atmospheric, Erotic, First-Person, gameanhour2019, Magic, psychedelic, Relaxing, Surreal|
|Average session||A few minutes|
|Accessibility||Color-blind friendly, Textless|
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