Two-Body Problem
Eric always wanted to be a c̙̭͇͔͖̺̬͒̃̀͆͟ͅa̞̼̔̈́̀r̮̠͓ͨ̃̊̚͞. ̶̛̤͈̪̗̘̍̀̔̓̈ͅͅÀ̵͖̝̼͎̺̰̅͋̅͒̂͗̉̀͋͘̕ͅn̵̫̦̬̳̓́̓̈ḑ̶̲̻̣̼͙͚̤͕̲̗̙͍̓̒͆͑̾̇̈́̍̅͊͗͊͝
he ̸̼̫̦̭̰͖̗͈̯̻̪̭͚̲̽͗̾͜w̷̧̘̥̻͙̣͍̹͔̱̱̟̙̤͖̰̩̄̑̈́̂̄̇̈́̽͛̊̋̆͘͠ͅå̷̘͉͂ṣ̷̢̢̨͔̝͇̻͓̦̻̣͈͕̽̈́͊͊̔͐̓̋̆̚͜ͅ bigger ̷̡̟͎̪͙̮̦͙̦͌͐̊̓̄̍̍̉̉͂̈́́͆̏͑̒̊̏̾ţ̵̛̛̠͎̹̦̞̬̹͎̖̲͖͆̂̾͊̾̋͗́̂̃ͅͅh̶̢̧̧̪̦̰̖̲̗̙̬̦̤̞̘̄̂̄͊̽͝a̵̡̤̪͈̲̫̟͑͋́̈́͘n̸͚̮̙̭̯̹͇̙̉͆̔̽ͅ ̷̖͙͕̈́̉̅̎͒́̔̀́̒̚͘͝t̵͇̗̹̫͇̹̬͍̟͔̯̱͙͕͇̫͔͑̅̔͐̈́͐͐̅̂̑͗͗ḩ̵̡̻͚͔̺̣̲͚͇̃̏́́̏͑̾̅͜e̴̡̨̡̨̛̛͈̜̦͖͇͂̾̈́̓́̊̀̃̂̈́̈̆̋͘͘͠m̶͍͇̖̺̩͕̉́͆̌̋̎̐̎̐͒̈́͝͝͝ ̸̺̳͖̲̘͓͖̐͌́̓̍̽́̇̎̄͂̏̌̀̐̀͝ͅằ̸̗̩͋̆̌͊̐̓̉͗͊̇͛͐̌͘͠͝ͅļ̷̼̠̱̩̱̟̪̼̲̘̠͖̠̑̎͜ͅl̸̢̢̢̢͈͇̘̮͎̫̱̘͍̤̳̠̱̾̒̂̋̃̃̚̕͜͜͠
so ̶̨̘͕̩̗̺̦͉̲̥̱̪̯͖͙͕̫͈̺̉̅̕͝ͅẖ̴̫͉̩͇̬̰̦͈̻̞̓̏̓̈́̓̌̾͋̆͋̄͠e̷̢̯̦̯̲̣̰͚̬͙̱̽̌͆̄͑̅̽̎͋͑̔͗̅
̴̱̀̍͒̅͋̄̓͋̀͒̊̆͂͘͝f̶̧̧̨̘͕̹̰̜͚͕͇̞̐̾͋̀̚ā̸̢͓̠͉̳̰̈́̍̿̎́̕ͅş̵̧̡̪͍̼̫͈͉͙̣̘͓̯͉͖͗̈̏͑̓̿͂̍̀ͅţ̷̟͈͈͉̊͐ę̶̢̳̣̺̰̟̹̭̞̤̞̬̱͙̜͊̑͌̈́́͋̈͋̌̇̿̅͛̆͘͜͝ř̷̢̲̖͎̱͚̣̹̭͌̄̌̄͑̆͑̇̂̀͗̐̈́̔͐͘͠
naked ̶̧̡̱͈͉̖͙̮̤̰̖̟̗̪͕̫̞͍̐̊̈́͋̑́̽̔̎̀̽̾̀̚͜͠i̶̢̨̲̬̞̣̞̗̙̤̦̬̭̰͎͑ͅͅn̷̢̩͒́̍̀̄͠
̴̢̧̛̛̺̠͕̑̔͆͗͌̆̈͐̍͠F̸̧̰̼̪̥̻̭̬̗͎̖̜͈̮̯̌̐̀ȑ̵̨̡̦̻̜̮̜̜̈́̾̿̐̃̈̊͌̎̂̾̓̿̏͋͐̈́ë̸̯̱͉͖̼̯͎̒͋͑̿́̿͜͜͠͝ͅe̸͖̩͓͍̱̹̟͖͕̖͔̺̺̦̓͑̐̈͂̽
̷̗̫͎̦̝̘̫͂͋̈͗͑̍̇͋̾̿̑̒̕͠ͅb̴̡̰̭̳̥̙̺̺̤̠̖̻̼̝̯̯̤̞̠̞͐̽̈̅̒̾̽̌̈́̀̓́̈̔̾̌̓̕e̶͎̥̲̪̘̪͉̹̐̓̊̔̑̋͌̀̂̈́̾̍̍͠͠ͅf̷̧̨̢̡̛͍̤̩̼̼͇͕͇̻̺͚͈̣̫́̎͐͜o̷̪̼̳̤͚͍͖͚̔͊̅̀̌̂̎̅̒́̂͘r̵̟̽̈́͆̓͜e̸̛͔̯̹͖͓̯̲̻̞̹̜̱̤̗̝̗̎͜ ̸̹̟̺̐́̓͒̀t̷̪̩̲̥̤͔̗̹̦̣̋͊͋̓̉̾͌́̐͊͋̋͋͛͛͆͘ͅh̸̘̟͙̙̓̿̃̚ȅ̶̝̮̲͇̬͚͚̣̝̌̈́̌̒̽̍ ̸̧̠͚̻̯̘͇̩̖͖͇̺͓̎͌̈́̓͛̌́̐̈́̃̍̔͘͘͝͝͠͝sky
̷̧̧̪̣̪̭̲̣̻̌̐̈́̆̿̈́̋̓̾͛̎͂̎̄̿͗̽͘͠ẗ̴̻̥̦͖́̾̔̅͂̊̀̓̉̇̇͜͝w̴̙̰̳̗̪̲͓͖͂̔̈͜ȍ̸̘̖̥̦̱͍͇͇̯̖̘͕̺͖̻̤͑̄ͅ ̴̧̢̛̪̠̼͇̦̜̱̜̞̤̙͋̌͋́̎̈́̆̆̃̏͝bodies
Controls:
WASD..............to drive
SHIFT...............to boost
C......................to change camera
SPACE.............for handbreak
G......................to flip your car
R......................to restart game
Also works with controller!
If you're having performance issues, try the desktop version!
"The duality, the conflict, the dialectic of man and machine. Where one ends and the other begins, can we really claim to know the answer? To unify meat and metal into a whole, can it be done? There is much to think about." - Gamespot
"I must move forward. There is no other way." - Kotaku
Credits
Audrey Castillo (@Valax321): Ocean child and headlight engineer.
Andrew Karalis (@AndrewKaralis_): Lover of Big Men.
Fraser Brumley (@Brumley53): Bolt progenitor and car manufacturer.
Status | Released |
Platforms | HTML5, Windows, macOS, Linux |
Rating | Rated 4.0 out of 5 stars (8 total ratings) |
Authors | Audrey Castillo, Caterwauling, Fraser Brumley |
Genre | Racing |
Made with | Unity |
Tags | Driving, Exploration, Open World, Sandbox, Surreal |
Average session | A few minutes |
Inputs | Keyboard, Gamepad (any) |
Download
Click download now to get access to the following files:
Comments
Log in with itch.io to leave a comment.
wtf
bro has
no centimeters
without true suffering one cannot know true joy
One single question:
WHY???
Twelve out of SHmelve
This game has made me become a true alpha male, my body runs on nothing but pure testosterone and my genitals are twice their original size. Thank you. 80/10
same.
aha, why?
No se que decir, pero what the fuck men, que acabo de jugar jajaja, muy buen.
Nice dick bro!